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Right in front of me.

Posted by KeepYourDistance - December 17th, 2012


So a few weeks ago, me and my girl went to this party. It was pretty fun at first, but after a while I decided to sit down and just relax. Sitting there on the couch, I could hear this guy talking to my girl. After about 5 minutes, they hit it off with some beer pong. He beats her about 3 times. on the 4th time he says, "If I beat you again, you gotta take your top off".

I sat there, not saying anything, expecting the obvious answer of "no" from my loyal girlfriend.

She agrees.

They play another game, and she loses. I peek my head up, and I can see the prick and his friends grinning. I suddenly see her popping her top off, and unstrapping her bra, revealing her round breasts to the party.

I didn't say anything and just sat there trying to ignore it. Then i hear him say this-smirking while he talks-"Let's have one more game, and if I win, you have to blow me." My girlfriend looks at me, rolls her eyes and says, "I've got this babe." That made me feel a bit more comfortable.

So they play the game, and she loses again. I start to get up, but then I hear her say "Well, a deal is a deal." She got on her knees, and started to suck the guy off -topless.

I just sat there and pretended not to know what was happening, so I didn't seem like some faggot beta. After about 2 minutes I hear that prick let out a little moan and he says, "Go show him."

My girl comes over and taps me on the shoulder, only to reveal to me that her mouth is full of his cum. Without flinching, she closes her mouth and takes a big gulp.

She swallowed it infront of me. Right in fucking front of me.


Comments

Looks a bit better and cleaner than the original, no?

You made a thread about it then a newspost.

Like I said in your thread, you're a pussy dude. Stand up for yourself and what's right. I'm still in shock you just sat there and let it happen.

Dude.

I can't believe you followed me all the way here.

To be honest I doubt this actually happened. Sounds wildly imagined to me.

If this did somehow happen (Which I doubt), your a massive pussy.

Yeah, this is actually a touched-up piece of copypasta. The concept was REALLY good, but the actual pasta was rather shoddy, so I spiffed it up.