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I like writing in my spare time; I hate deadlines if it's for anything other than voice acting; I can write SPECTACULAR food and restaurant reviews; I love ScarJo; I think Iron Man is the best superhero, only because Deadpool isn't a hero.

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So a few weeks ago, me and my girl went to this party. It was pretty fun at first, but after a while I decided to sit down and just relax. Sitting there on the couch, I could hear this guy talking to my girl. After about 5 minutes, they hit it off with some beer pong. He beats her about 3 times. on the 4th time he says, "If I beat you again, you gotta take your top off".

I sat there, not saying anything, expecting the obvious answer of "no" from my loyal girlfriend.

She agrees.

They play another game, and she loses. I peek my head up, and I can see the prick and his friends grinning. I suddenly see her popping her top off, and unstrapping her bra, revealing her round breasts to the party.

I didn't say anything and just sat there trying to ignore it. Then i hear him say this-smirking while he talks-"Let's have one more game, and if I win, you have to blow me." My girlfriend looks at me, rolls her eyes and says, "I've got this babe." That made me feel a bit more comfortable.

So they play the game, and she loses again. I start to get up, but then I hear her say "Well, a deal is a deal." She got on her knees, and started to suck the guy off -topless.

I just sat there and pretended not to know what was happening, so I didn't seem like some faggot beta. After about 2 minutes I hear that prick let out a little moan and he says, "Go show him."

My girl comes over and taps me on the shoulder, only to reveal to me that her mouth is full of his cum. Without flinching, she closes her mouth and takes a big gulp.

She swallowed it infront of me. Right in fucking front of me.


Recent Game Medals

SECRET MEDAL 0 Points Unlock this medal to see it's details. Medal Stats.
Two Hands 0 Points Remove her hand from her butt Medal Stats.
Lights out 0 Points Turn off the lights Medal Stats.
Shameless Self Promotion 5 Points Visit my world wide website. Medal Stats.
Mr. Literal 25 Points Cut down all of the trees. Medal Stats.
Side Effects Include.. 5 Points Talk to the suspicious caravan. Medal Stats.
You Win..? 25 Points That was a weird game. Medal Stats.
Fire and Brimstone 10 Points Burn down all the houses. Medal Stats.
Pull it! 5 Points Pull the switch. Medal Stats.
It's Dangerous to go Alone 5 Points Get the axe. Medal Stats.


Total Medals Earned: 1,187 (From 174 different games.)

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